KADAMU · AI-NATIVE DESIGN AGENCY · EST. WHENEVER YOU'RE READING THIS

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AESTHETIC Nº 001 — "EXPENSIVE MINIMALISM"

est. reading time: 4 seconds

whitespace.

we charge extra for it

This section contains almost nothing, which is why it costs the most. Popular with founders who say "clean" eleven times per call.

AESTHETIC Nº 002 — "WEB 1.0 BRUTALISM"

Welcome to my Web Site

This aesthetic is ironically ugly. The irony is billed separately. Includes default blue links, a horizontal rule for no reason, and the unshakeable confidence of 1996.


Click HERE to enter · Sign my guestbook

You are visitor Nº 000,007


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AESTHETIC Nº 003 — "Y2K CHROME DREAM"

COOL~ZONE

your website, but it's 2003 and the future is NOW. chrome buttons, bubble gradients, everything slightly wet-looking.

cyber butterfly clip art sold separately.

◉ ENTER THE ZONE ◉
AESTHETIC Nº 004 — "HACKER TERMINAL"
kadamu@prod: ~/your-startup
AESTHETIC Nº 005 — "CORPORATE SAAS GRADIENT"

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Empower your empowerment with an end-to-end platform for platforms. Nobody knows what this company does. The gradient knows. Trust the gradient.

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